Stuff #97,892

[loosechanj]

The only time I ever walked in on my parents having sex it was because they'd checked in on me like 5,000 times that morning to make sure I was asleep, thus waking me up. It was a sunday morning. I don't know why my dad didn't go to church.

And the correct answer to "what's that smell" was my new underarm deoderant, since I had my arm over my head and the aroma was being lifted by the fan at the end of the hall.

Comments

[lippi.livejournal.com]

i never walked in on my parents having sex...because MY PARENTS DONT HAVE SEX. that is all.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Maybe not...but they woohoo'ed at least once. ;-)

[tormentedartist.livejournal.com]

How old were you ? And were you scarred by it ?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Like 8 or 9 I think. I think my main reaction was wtf, you dorks come check to make sure I'm asleep a zillion times, what did you expect? Just lock the door sheesh. I don't think I'm scarred, it's just one more incident in my "my parents were freakin' retarded" list.

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

I'll never EVER forget the vision of walking in on my step father feeling up my mother.

..hand up her skirt...the whole deal


*shudders*


Now I hate you for reviving that memory

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Muahahahaha! Mission accomplished!

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

BASTARD!