loosechanj

A lawyer will tell you never to give a ring for Christmas or a birthday because you can't get it back if the engagement falls apart. A romantic will tell you not to do it because it doesn't make a separate special day. A romantic lawyer will ERROR: Null or not an object

I'm equipped baby

I just picked up my mug to see if it had any water in it, and was expecting it didn't and that I'd have to go refill it, but it did and then I did a little dance in my head that I didn't have to get up.

I'm hanging out at a neighbors, and the Weird Guy comes out and asks me "What's the matter with you?" He's never what I'd call anywhere in the remote vicinity of a full deck, so it doesn't bother me. Me and other neighbor friend go in and smoke a bowl. We come out to hang and the weird guy comes out again, and asks him to call a BJ's in Pinellas and get him a price on a Toyo...Toyot...

"Dude, you can't drive!"
"What makes you think I can't?"
"You ain't got a license dude!"
"Yeah I do!"
"Where? I ain't never seen one."
"It's in a parking garage in New Jersey. It's a boat license. I own the Valdez. I own the reactor on the Valdez."

Now, imagine the crazy guy sounding exactly like Buffalo Bull from Silence of the Lambs.

So I'm finishing up with Return of the Jedi[1] and I'm wondering what would Plan B have been if Luke hadn't been able to get his lightsaber from R2 due to the highly likely event R2, being a new droid "gift" from the very person he's trying to execute, had not been on the barge.

Also, when Luke & Leia hijack the forest speederbike thingy, he tells her to "jamm their comm, center switch". Because yeah, jamming your own side's communications is so important there's a switch for it.

The Emperor is so damn bad ass.

[1] Which really ought to be Revenge of the Jedi[2], screw your dumbass "high road" morality George.
[2] Which in turn would have freed the much more appropriate Return of the Sith for Episode I.

Mr Paws has brought me his second kill in as many days. Hopefully my car will stop getting shit on quite so much!

My boogers are in space for the last time. Sad face.

Testing something, move along.

I forgot to watch a tv show tonight, and...I had it d/l'ed not half an hour after it had finished airing. I am truly living in the future.