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I grew up in an extremely W.A.S.P. home, my mother is a very repressed methodist and my father was a typical whacko southern baptist. They sent me to Catholic school for three years. So you can imagine I've been exposed to some pretty jurrassic concepts. In the interests of clearing some of this shit out of my head, I thought I'd post one. (Probably more to follow, this is just a start.) Also, this might be a peek inside that headspace for some of you, what those people who support Bush think.

Homosexuality. Fags, queers, homos. Men are unbelievably horny, women much less so. Now the ideal is a man dominating and owning a woman, but some guys just aren't up to the job. Sissies, or shy, or whatever. They just can't get a woman to submit to them or care for them. Sympathy doesn't count. That's what moms are for. So whatever the reason, they turn to other pathetic members of their gender to satisfy their overpowering urges. Real men can get women. Sissies can just get other sissies. That's why some men are queer. Because they don't measure up, can't obtain the ideal, which is a woman and a family. Like God intended.

Feel free to flame the living shit outta that concept. I just wanted it out of my head. I know it's a load of crap. Also, I'd like to know if anyone has come across it before.

Edit: Call me the Great Communicator for not making it painfully obvious, but that is NOT my opinion/belief. It's just something I learned/got taught but never adopted. Under duress I might add. So if I ever actually gave it any credit it was definately due to insanity.

Debate #9

Oct. 29th, 2005 09:07 am
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I think my lack of opposition to Intelligent Design is due to the fact that I don't see Evolution as being particularly more valid than a properly expressed ID theory. Darwin gives people who don't want to feel beholden to any higher power the comfort of living in a universe without one, whether that's reality or not.
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[livejournal.com profile] skratchgirl is now, officially and certifiably, almost


I'd still do her though.
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You know what really annoyed me about The Ring? They never even hinted at where the fudge the evil thing came from.
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Betcha wish you could reply to this.

Bleh #120

Sep. 20th, 2005 01:03 am
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It's windy, I can't play the guitar for shit, so I might as well hit the sack. Take care of the internets for me, [livejournal.com profile] twistandswirl, I'm a countin' on you. And if any one wants to give [livejournal.com profile] splatterhouse directions to my apartment for a week of good luvin' feel free to do so. She may bring along [livejournal.com profile] garden_snake as a chapereone. That is all

A'ight #9

Aug. 30th, 2005 04:43 pm
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Where are all the cool kids?

Pst #12

Aug. 30th, 2005 12:22 pm
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Since theferret said 8am is the best time to post for getting comments, here is a post. I expect 100's of comments to make me look like an ass for thinking he's full of shit.

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Reason to avoid male/female/male threesomes: Finding out,in the heat of passion, that the other male isn't quite as hetero as you are can be really awkward.

(Not that this has happened to me. Just sayin'. Mhm.)
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After armageddon, the only survivors left to repopulate the earth are a group of gay men and lesbians.

Hmm #496

Aug. 16th, 2005 11:30 pm
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Do any other animals have periods like chicks do?
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Why are there no left handed wrist watches? Srsly.

Oook! #94

Aug. 13th, 2005 05:05 pm
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As I was buying whipped cream and ducttape at wally world today I realized it would probably be funny as hell to get some condoms too.




It was.
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Some Girl: "I need to get this tampon outta my vagina..."
Me: "You have a vagina?!? COOL!!!"

I have no idea why I thought that was the funniest thing in the world to say, but I'm proud of my quick thinking.

And no, I'm not going to tell you anything about the circumstances surrounding it.
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Fantastic Four: Ioan Gruffid makes a tolerable, if far too young, Reed Richards. Which is good, because he made an absolutely atrocious Horatio Hornblower. Jessica Alba shouldn't have been let within 20 miles of the script. Isn't Sue Storm supposed to be a blond, blue eyed, Hitler youth type? Eh, I'll live. They're definately making better comic book movies now than when I was a kid. The ending, oh puke.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Not bad, but it makes me want to re-watch the original. Haha, I never knew veruca was a kind of wart you got on your foot.

Labyrinth: Whoa, Jennifer Connelly is in this? Allright! *schwing* David Bowie as "goblin king"? Uh, no thanks.
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I should be sleeping. I'm not. I am however, getting DDoS'ed, and boy what a wonderful feeling. Ah well, at least I can function online. Offline however, I'm a raging insomniac, wannabe druggie, and complete raving loon. I need to clip my fingernails. I need to do my laundry already. Oh, I'm finally down to only one book I'm reading. It's part of a series, but at least I'm not reading in parallel now that I've finished the Art of War. I'm not sure what it means when what is essentially a pamphlet of common sense needs 300% additional commentary. Footnotes maybe, it *is* a product of not only a long long time ago, but also a galaxy far far away. yawn. I'm thirsty, but I left my cup in the other room so I suppose it's time to head back there and make another go at unconsciousness..


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