loosechanj

(20:35:56) thisisnotmylj: i'm suddenly in a really good mood
(20:35:58) ogw: dude
(20:35:58) thisisnotmylj: for no reason
(20:36:06) ogw: HIGH ON LIFE! YAYY!!!
(20:36:07) thisisnotmylj: it's not cuz i just took a bunch of codeine
(20:36:14) ogw: or did you accept Jesus into your heart
(20:36:14) thisisnotmylj: it's for no reason, like i said before
(20:36:17) thisisnotmylj: the codeine just helps
(20:36:23) ogw: hahahah
(20:36:28) thisisnotmylj: omg i accepted jesus into my heart yesterday
(20:36:30) thisisnotmylj: didn't you hear!
(20:36:51) thisisnotmylj: we had like a 3 hour long chat on msn messenger
(20:37:00) thisisnotmylj: haven't you ever talked to jesus on messenger?
(20:37:07) thisisnotmylj: iamjesus@godshouse.com
(20:37:16) thisisnotmylj: he like totally friended me
(20:37:18) thisisnotmylj: and i'm all "who are you"
(20:37:21) thisisnotmylj: and he's all "i'm jesus"
(20:37:27) thisisnotmylj: and i'm all "omg jesus, i didn't know you had messenger"
(20:37:39) thisisnotmylj: and he's like "duh, all the cool people in heaven have messenger"
(20:37:42) ogw: hahahahahaha
(20:37:42) thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "no shit"
(20:38:11) thisisnotmylj: so then like he said he would be my saviour and shit
(20:38:18) thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "whoa whoa jesus, take it slow, we just met"
(20:38:24) thisisnotmylj: and he's all "oh true"
(20:38:45) ogw: buaaaaaaahahaha
(20:38:54) thisisnotmylj: for real man, that jesus is a smooth talker
(20:39:03) thisisnotmylj: he wanted to cyber-save my soul
(20:39:07) thisisnotmylj: but i was like "dude, i don't do that"
(20:39:26) thisisnotmylj: at least not on the first conversation
(20:39:45) thisisnotmylj: and then i'm like "dude, you should call me, want my number"
(20:39:56) thisisnotmylj: and he's all "dude, i already know your number. i'm the son of god pshh"
(20:40:02) thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "oh yeah, for serious dude, call me"
(20:40:08) thisisnotmylj: but he still hasn't called
(20:40:18) thisisnotmylj: probably cuz he knows my parents took my phone away so he can't call me
(20:40:19) thisisnotmylj: he's so smart