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(00:46:54) Anonymous: I was driving down the road with a friend
(00:46:58) Anonymous: and I was looking at this guy
(00:47:04) Anonymous: and the conversation went like this:
(00:47:13) Anonymous: me: oh, a guy (on the sidewalk)
(00:47:17) Anonymous: her: oh
(00:47:25) Anonymous: me: he's cute
(00:47:33) Anonymous: [we drive past him]
(00:47:39) Anonymous: me: oh shit, I've slept with him
(00:46:58) Anonymous: and I was looking at this guy
(00:47:04) Anonymous: and the conversation went like this:
(00:47:13) Anonymous: me: oh, a guy (on the sidewalk)
(00:47:17) Anonymous: her: oh
(00:47:25) Anonymous: me: he's cute
(00:47:33) Anonymous: [we drive past him]
(00:47:39) Anonymous: me: oh shit, I've slept with him
OMGWTFBBQ #19
Jul. 1st, 2005 12:57 pm
Taiwan bowled over by toilet-theme restaurantFood served in bowls shaped like Asian-style 'squat pots'
TAIPEI - It may take a strong stomach to eat curry or chocolate ice cream out of a toilet bowl, but a commode-themed restaurant in Taiwan does booming business serving up just that.
The Martun, or toilet in Chinese, restaurant in the southern port city of Kaohsiung boasts lengthy queues on weekends as diners wait for a toilet seat in its brightly colored tile interior.
Food arrives in bowls shaped like Western-style toilets or Asian-style "squat pots".
AIM Converses #666
Jun. 24th, 2005 08:42 pm(20:35:56) ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thisisnotmylj: i'm suddenly in a really good mood
(20:35:58)ogw: dude
(20:35:58)thisisnotmylj: for no reason
(20:36:06)ogw: HIGH ON LIFE! YAYY!!!
(20:36:07)thisisnotmylj: it's not cuz i just took a bunch of codeine
(20:36:14)ogw: or did you accept Jesus into your heart
(20:36:14)thisisnotmylj: it's for no reason, like i said before
(20:36:17)thisisnotmylj: the codeine just helps
(20:36:23)ogw: hahahah
(20:36:28)thisisnotmylj: omg i accepted jesus into my heart yesterday
(20:36:30)thisisnotmylj: didn't you hear!
(20:36:51)thisisnotmylj: we had like a 3 hour long chat on msn messenger
(20:37:00)thisisnotmylj: haven't you ever talked to jesus on messenger?
(20:37:07)thisisnotmylj: iamjesus@godshouse.com
(20:37:16)thisisnotmylj: he like totally friended me
(20:37:18)thisisnotmylj: and i'm all "who are you"
(20:37:21)thisisnotmylj: and he's all "i'm jesus"
(20:37:27)thisisnotmylj: and i'm all "omg jesus, i didn't know you had messenger"
(20:37:39)thisisnotmylj: and he's like "duh, all the cool people in heaven have messenger"
(20:37:42)ogw: hahahahahaha
(20:37:42)thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "no shit"
(20:38:11)thisisnotmylj: so then like he said he would be my saviour and shit
(20:38:18)thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "whoa whoa jesus, take it slow, we just met"
(20:38:24)thisisnotmylj: and he's all "oh true"
(20:38:45)ogw: buaaaaaaahahaha
(20:38:54)thisisnotmylj: for real man, that jesus is a smooth talker
(20:39:03)thisisnotmylj: he wanted to cyber-save my soul
(20:39:07)thisisnotmylj: but i was like "dude, i don't do that"
(20:39:26)thisisnotmylj: at least not on the first conversation
(20:39:45)thisisnotmylj: and then i'm like "dude, you should call me, want my number"
(20:39:56)thisisnotmylj: and he's all "dude, i already know your number. i'm the son of god pshh"
(20:40:02)thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "oh yeah, for serious dude, call me"
(20:40:08)thisisnotmylj: but he still hasn't called
(20:40:18)thisisnotmylj: probably cuz he knows my parents took my phone away so he can't call me
(20:40:19)thisisnotmylj: he's so smart
thisisnotmylj: i'm suddenly in a really good mood(20:35:58)
ogw: dude(20:35:58)
thisisnotmylj: for no reason(20:36:06)
ogw: HIGH ON LIFE! YAYY!!!(20:36:07)
thisisnotmylj: it's not cuz i just took a bunch of codeine (20:36:14)
ogw: or did you accept Jesus into your heart(20:36:14)
thisisnotmylj: it's for no reason, like i said before(20:36:17)
thisisnotmylj: the codeine just helps(20:36:23)
ogw: hahahah(20:36:28)
thisisnotmylj: omg i accepted jesus into my heart yesterday (20:36:30)
thisisnotmylj: didn't you hear!(20:36:51)
thisisnotmylj: we had like a 3 hour long chat on msn messenger(20:37:00)
thisisnotmylj: haven't you ever talked to jesus on messenger?(20:37:07)
thisisnotmylj: iamjesus@godshouse.com(20:37:16)
thisisnotmylj: he like totally friended me(20:37:18)
thisisnotmylj: and i'm all "who are you" (20:37:21)
thisisnotmylj: and he's all "i'm jesus"(20:37:27)
thisisnotmylj: and i'm all "omg jesus, i didn't know you had messenger"(20:37:39)
thisisnotmylj: and he's like "duh, all the cool people in heaven have messenger"(20:37:42)
ogw: hahahahahaha(20:37:42)
thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "no shit"(20:38:11)
thisisnotmylj: so then like he said he would be my saviour and shit(20:38:18)
thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "whoa whoa jesus, take it slow, we just met"(20:38:24)
thisisnotmylj: and he's all "oh true"(20:38:45)
ogw: buaaaaaaahahaha(20:38:54)
thisisnotmylj: for real man, that jesus is a smooth talker(20:39:03)
thisisnotmylj: he wanted to cyber-save my soul(20:39:07)
thisisnotmylj: but i was like "dude, i don't do that"(20:39:26)
thisisnotmylj: at least not on the first conversation(20:39:45)
thisisnotmylj: and then i'm like "dude, you should call me, want my number"(20:39:56)
thisisnotmylj: and he's all "dude, i already know your number. i'm the son of god pshh"(20:40:02)
thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "oh yeah, for serious dude, call me"(20:40:08)
thisisnotmylj: but he still hasn't called(20:40:18)
thisisnotmylj: probably cuz he knows my parents took my phone away so he can't call me(20:40:19)
thisisnotmylj: he's so smart
