Stuff #97,892

[loosechanj]

The only time I ever walked in on my parents having sex it was because they'd checked in on me like 5,000 times that morning to make sure I was asleep, thus waking me up. It was a sunday morning. I don't know why my dad didn't go to church.

And the correct answer to "what's that smell" was my new underarm deoderant, since I had my arm over my head and the aroma was being lifted by the fan at the end of the hall.