Marty's Movie Reviews #9,812

Lost Boys: 80's. VERRRRRRY 80's. And not the good kinda 80's like Duran Duran or the Buggles. No, this is the kinda 80's you have to LOOK at. I much prefer the kind of 80's one listens to. Corey Haim is a wuss, Feldman is a fag, and Keifer should just disown anything he did before 24. And I didn't even like *that*.

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory: The original. My god the intro was like pure sweet chocolate porn. Four people in a bed, hahahaha...two pointing one way, two pointing the other. Now that just screams squallor don't it? 60's...barely. Just missing the garish color, and not quite all earth tones of the 70's. Much less psychedlic than Johnny Depp's version. I think I like Gene Wilder's Wonka much better. Not as flaky, not as potentially psychotic, and I think that makes him less frightening and warmer.

I have out on the edge of memories of this movie, from when I was a little kid. Charlie and Grandpa drinking the soda and nearly getting killed by the fan. Violet turning blue and swelling up. I don't remember Veruca at all. Other little bits here and there. I must have been *really* young. Odd seeing things you only remember out of the corner of your mind again.

The Royal Tenenbaums: Gene Hackman has never made a bad movie. A really pink movie.

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Why are there no animations of an atomic bomb blast/mushroom cloud anywhere?

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Marty's Movie Reviews #29,873

Guess Who: Asthon Kutcher continues to astound me with his non-zero acting ability. Bernie Mac is the man. Funny funny funny stuff. Act three was kinda lame though. I hate when a perfectly hilarious movie gets all serious at the end.

Zoolander: God damn male models are stupid. David Duchovny putting in an appearence as conspiracy guy. There's a surprise. Wham! sucked ass. Owen Wilson is over-rated.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith: I have no idea why I decided to watch this. Vagina Jolie doesn't appeal to me much. She's not that hot, and I get the impression she's so full of herself she makes George Bush look meek. I think I might respect Brad Pitt more if he didn't make so many bad movies. Some of the bickering was funny, but they failed to hit the perfect coolness needed to make me laugh. Hey, this is a remake of True Lies! Only they're both secret agents, instead of just him. Yeah, it took me way too long to realize that. I blame the tequila. Awz, they had a spat! And they make up and snipe at each other whilst fending off assasins! Isn't it just precious? Fight club tshirt, lame. What the hell is with the gun in each hand, spread wide? Seems like that's a really bad posture to be out in the open in during a gun fight.

Sweet Victory #4

HAhahaha! So Nero was using 100% cpu while burning anything on the dvd writer, and I determined (God bless the internets) that the problem was a bad DMA setting. Well, I tried changing it, no luck. Tried uninstalling/reinstalling the drive, no luck. Just could not get that drive set to DMA, it insisted on using PIO. Which not only makes Nero use 100% cpu but also makes the burn take a lot longer. Anyway, today I got the bright idea...*delete* the secondary IDE device and reboot! Who0t! All is well! Yayy!!! Gremlin's ass kicked.

And I got blank DVD's too. Coming out of the walmart I smacked a guy's ass by opening the automatic door he was standing in front of.

What else happened...eh, I forget.