Marty's Movie Reviews #29,873
Aug. 5th, 2005 11:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loosechanjGuess Who: Asthon Kutcher continues to astound me with his non-zero acting ability. Bernie Mac is the man. Funny funny funny stuff. Act three was kinda lame though. I hate when a perfectly hilarious movie gets all serious at the end.
Zoolander: God damn male models are stupid. David Duchovny putting in an appearence as conspiracy guy. There's a surprise. Wham! sucked ass. Owen Wilson is over-rated.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith: I have no idea why I decided to watch this. Vagina Jolie doesn't appeal to me much. She's not that hot, and I get the impression she's so full of herself she makes George Bush look meek. I think I might respect Brad Pitt more if he didn't make so many bad movies. Some of the bickering was funny, but they failed to hit the perfect coolness needed to make me laugh. Hey, this is a remake of True Lies! Only they're both secret agents, instead of just him. Yeah, it took me way too long to realize that. I blame the tequila. Awz, they had a spat! And they make up and snipe at each other whilst fending off assasins! Isn't it just precious? Fight club tshirt, lame. What the hell is with the gun in each hand, spread wide? Seems like that's a really bad posture to be out in the open in during a gun fight.
Zoolander: God damn male models are stupid. David Duchovny putting in an appearence as conspiracy guy. There's a surprise. Wham! sucked ass. Owen Wilson is over-rated.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith: I have no idea why I decided to watch this. Vagina Jolie doesn't appeal to me much. She's not that hot, and I get the impression she's so full of herself she makes George Bush look meek. I think I might respect Brad Pitt more if he didn't make so many bad movies. Some of the bickering was funny, but they failed to hit the perfect coolness needed to make me laugh. Hey, this is a remake of True Lies! Only they're both secret agents, instead of just him. Yeah, it took me way too long to realize that. I blame the tequila. Awz, they had a spat! And they make up and snipe at each other whilst fending off assasins! Isn't it just precious? Fight club tshirt, lame. What the hell is with the gun in each hand, spread wide? Seems like that's a really bad posture to be out in the open in during a gun fight.