Wannabe #9101

[loosechanj]

I'd make the worst jew imaginable. I eat way too much pork. In fact, I'm in the middle of a dinner consisting solely of an entire package of ham steaks.

Comments

[docbrite.livejournal.com]

I have a Jewish cat who begs for a piece of ham every time I eat some.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I have a jewish penis, but then I wasn't consulted in the circumcision.

[docbrite.livejournal.com]

I have a jewish penis

I wanted one, but Matt wouldn't give it to me. :-[

true jew...

[aprilized.livejournal.com]

The dietary laws are important, but the 10 commandments are the cornerstone...just follow those and you'll be fine...especially honoring the sabbath..for some reason, that's in the top 5.

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

damn dirty jews!

[sodafiend.livejournal.com]

And you can't mix meat with dairy, so no steak soft taco supreme for you!!

[travisd.livejournal.com]

<homer>Mmmmmmmm.....Haaaaaaaammmmmmm...aggghghghhghhhhhhhh</homer>

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

<Kyle>No not ham you fat fuck!</Kyle>