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loosechanj ([personal profile] loosechanj) wrote2004-06-02 06:24 pm
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Wannabe #9101

I'd make the worst jew imaginable. I eat way too much pork. In fact, I'm in the middle of a dinner consisting solely of an entire package of ham steaks.
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[identity profile] docbrite.livejournal.com 2004-06-02 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a Jewish cat who begs for a piece of ham every time I eat some.

[identity profile] loosechanj.livejournal.com 2004-06-02 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a jewish penis, but then I wasn't consulted in the circumcision.

[identity profile] docbrite.livejournal.com 2004-06-02 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a jewish penis

I wanted one, but Matt wouldn't give it to me. :-[

true jew...

[identity profile] aprilized.livejournal.com 2004-06-02 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The dietary laws are important, but the 10 commandments are the cornerstone...just follow those and you'll be fine...especially honoring the sabbath..for some reason, that's in the top 5.

[identity profile] thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com 2004-06-02 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
damn dirty jews!

[identity profile] sodafiend.livejournal.com 2004-06-02 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And you can't mix meat with dairy, so no steak soft taco supreme for you!!

[identity profile] travisd.livejournal.com 2004-06-02 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
<homer>Mmmmmmmm.....Haaaaaaaammmmmmm...aggghghghhghhhhhhhh</homer>

[identity profile] loosechanj.livejournal.com 2004-06-02 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
<Kyle>No not ham you fat fuck!</Kyle>
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