Embarrasing Moments #9,834,785

[loosechanj]

Luckily if was walking from the bathroom to here, but still.

*Whew*

Comments

[homunculus.livejournal.com]

haha wtf?

anyway, you need to lay off the ambien.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

mhm, yeah I do

[yitty.livejournal.com]

No. But flying gives me gas and I fart alot on the plane. And it stinks sometimes.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I won't kick you out of bed.

[yitty.livejournal.com]

DUTCH OVEN!

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

btw, you should be on aim

[luper.livejournal.com]

My pants are too tight to fall off. :/

[pdx6.livejournal.com]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[luper.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing... sometimes. Because you know, they don't fall off...

[luper.livejournal.com]

OH lol, I just notice that that comment must of sounded like I was fat or something. I'm not fat, just girls tend to wear fitting jeans while guys wear baggy, loose pants.

[pdx6.livejournal.com]

I thought you meant "show off your ass", so that's why your pants were tight. I'm glad that we are clearn now, however.

[luper.livejournal.com]

I have no ass... too skinny to have an ass. :/

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I like the assless look.

[luper.livejournal.com]

No ass doesn't look that cute in a mini skirt.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Mmm, miniskirts.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Did you paint them on?

[luper.livejournal.com]

No, not that tight. It's just I have really big hips, so no matter how much weight I lose, I'll always be a 28-29 in jeans. But it's okay, nothing bad about that. But with those big hips pants tend to stay on them and not fall off.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Big hips==bad :-(

J/k'ing. :-D

[luper.livejournal.com]

They are bad!! Little boys don't have hips like mine. ;_______; Also I'm having a hard time loosing my boobs. :(

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Boobs are good. Squeezable and yummy.

[luper.livejournal.com]

Boobs are cute on girls, but not cute when I plan on dressing like a little boy.

[pdx6.livejournal.com]

You should wear pants that have elastic. Enough elastic will keep your pants on when you are carrying lead in your pockets.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Expand-a-belt?

[mitejen.livejournal.com]

That wouldn't happen if all you damn kids would pull your damn pants up!.

Get off my lawn! Why aren't you in school!

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Dude, I meant to pull my belt tight, but for a 10' walk it just didn't seem worth it.

[supervenusfreak.livejournal.com]

Uhuh.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Yerp.

[generic-gothic.livejournal.com]

When I wear those cheap shorts with no belt, and I walk to the mailbox with a can of beer in my pocket, sometimes they fall down. And people have seen my ass, more times than they have wanted to.

[homunculus.livejournal.com]

haha

sounds like a morning to me.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

mhm

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

More than they wanted to > 0 ?

[cuntsnot.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA, omg, one time when I got off the bus in 9th grade (conveniently, the LAST day of 9th grade, and even better!, I was moving to another city the next week, so I never had to see those assholes again), my pants fell down. Like, to my ankles. EMBAAAAAARASSING.

[homunculus.livejournal.com]

they probably think you did it on purpose now, and have constructed you into "the legend of jaxie, she who mooned the entire bus on the last day of 9th grade." lol

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

You know there are people who still think about it to this day.

[cuntsnot.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I work in a factory, and they probably have wonderful careers. Oh wait.

[homunculus.livejournal.com]

"and moved away, never to be seen again."* lol

[cuntsnot.livejournal.com]

Man, even the fucking hillbilly degenerate BUS DRIVER laughed at me.

[homunculus.livejournal.com]

lol well, look at it this way: it was probably one of his very few chances to laugh at someone.

[cuntsnot.livejournal.com]

That makes me feel worse.

[homunculus.livejournal.com]

yeah, sorry. lol

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

omg you made jaxicle cry! wtg!

[homunculus.livejournal.com]

psh, i doubt anything i say could make jaxie cry. lol

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

And you let him live? Shame on you, not killing him in a perfectly legal defense of your honor.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Woulda been cool if you'd had a lighter.