What's Wrong With The Closet #1

[loosechanj]

I think, after 8 years of Bush, I'd like to suggest that all gay people in this country go back in the closet. I don't mean don't be gay. Be as gay as you want. Hold hands and make out in public. But if/when anyone asks you about it, just say you're not. And when they point out that you are, in fact, making out with someone of the same sex, be dismayed that they'd even think that could possibly make you gay. When pressed, admit that you do in fact have sex with members of the same gender but that it most definitely does NOT make you gay. When interrogated as to your attraction (or lack thereof) to the opposite sex, dismiss it as irrelevant.

This would be the best practical joke ever.

Comments

[supervenusfreak.livejournal.com]

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is?

I love that idea.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

No no no, you're not gay and neither is your boyfriend.

[supervenusfreak.livejournal.com]

We're just old fashioned that way.

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

It would be a better practical joke if the Republicans haven't already been pulling it for decades...

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Can it really be ironic if you're doublethinking?

[thehappyemo.livejournal.com]

Male lesbianism is always in.