SimStory #1 Chapter #6

[loosechanj]

thisisnotmylj was so bored she fell asleep.



docbrite plays poker alone in her underwear.



fever_head is so bored not even pancakes can keep her awake.

What to do, what to do?

Go to a club! Everyone pile into the Borg cube and we're off to the Crypt O'Night!

(Except for docbrite, who had to work.)



SPLAT.



SPLAT.



shankers attacks! I guess he's pissed I slept with his g/f fever_head.



So I make out with her after I kick his ass. :-D



thisisnotmylj has stinky britches.



tadiera comforts shankers after I'd finished pouring the can of whup-ass.



fever_head snorts coke in the bathroom.



tadiera gets loaded on juice.



Grabbing thisisnotmylj's hot ass.



Which pisses off fever_head. After all, she did dump shankers to sleep with me. Can't blame her I suppose.



thisisnotmylj makes me feel like dancin'.



tadiera just lays there.



fever_head watches Zombie Reagan piss himself.



thisisnotmysim: OMFG I REEK!!!!



thisnotmylj: Aaaaaaaaahh, nothing like a sponge bath in the bathroom of a nightclub.



ogw: I agree!



I try to patch things up with shankers by discussing industrial waste.



shankers: Dude I'm hot!



fever_head: For some reason I like to eat salad at the dance club.



fever_head: Oooooh, so tired...



thisisnotmysim: Let's go home! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! (You can't really tell, but she's like several feet off the ground there.)



tadiera gets ready to leap into the Cube. shankers is pulling himself in.

Comments

[andrewsarcasm.livejournal.com]

LOL...it looks like you have a very hairy vagina.

[fever-head.livejournal.com]

Can I please have sex with everyone in the house. Kthx.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

But you're not gay!

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

You can have sex with me.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I'll get right on that.

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

oooh have sex with me!

[shankers.livejournal.com]

man, what's the situation with my acting skills and eventual aspiration to rule the world. I'm not meant to have girlfriends in this. They are only instruments to be used to get off.