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Books:

Where The Red Fern Grows: Pure old fashioned god fearin' country glurge. I'd remembered reading this way back when I was a kid, probably for school. It's the story of a boy who spends years saving nickels and dimes to buy a pair of hunting dogs. It's full of nearly every cockle warming cliche to come out of middle america. Hard work for a long time, check. Prayers to God answered, check. Because someone just knew God was listening, check. "I can't explain it" moments, check. You get the idea. An interesting narrative, if you're interested in the sort of culture that's keeping President Bush & Co. in power.



It's Like This, Cat: Another book I'd read ages and ages ago. I looked around the local B&N for it, then realized it would probably be in the kids section so I went and voila, there it was. It's the heartwarming (ick) story of a boy living in NYC, who takes home one of the crazy cat lady's strays to piss off his dad. Actually, it's more about the boy and the people he meets than it is the cat. My memories were definately of a more Cat centered story, but finding out it really wasn't is the reason I like to re-read these things.



Movies:

Fun With Dick & Jane: So obviously a morality play about the ENRON thing it was painful. Mostly flat, not all that funny, nice suprise ending though.


When A Stranger Calls: Wow. How awful. As horror movies go, I was yawning till the very end. Worst building of suspense ever. Sure, hottt young scared chicks are cool, but jesus. Give her something to be scared about for crap's sake. Cliches abound. Sweet, sexy girl alone in big creepy house check. She's a babysitter, check. She calls the cops, who fail to show any real concern, and I can't blame them. The kids are already asleep? WTF? Broad daylight, and definately before 8pm? How retarded do the producers think we are? Like I said, worst building of suspense EVAR. I was severely let down by the "boogeyman" actually being a man by the time we got to see him. And not particularly menacing either, this was no Michael Miers or Jason Voorhees. It was just...a dude. A plain old regular dude in overalls. But that doesn't stop little miss not particularly emo (in the acting dept) from replying to "We've got 4 cops guarding him round the clock" with "It's not enough". Not enough for what? Gimme a break. Good movie for when you and your friends want to play Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Music:

Tool - 10,000 Days, Pearl Jam self titled. <---good stuff. Buy it.

Date: 2006-05-17 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffpalmatier.livejournal.com
Sure, hottt young scared chicks are cool, but jesus. Give her something to be scared about for crap's sake.

You know it's a bad movie when you get so irritated that it distracts from concentrating on how hot the chicky is. Not that I think I'm hot shit, or that I think I could do better, but I find myself frequently rewriting the movies I watch so that they'll make sense and/or be more effective.

Date: 2006-05-17 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loosechanj.livejournal.com
Worst movie to try that with: Armageddon.

Date: 2006-05-17 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffpalmatier.livejournal.com
Oh, really? I've never seen Armageddon. I've almost gotten to the point where I don't spend money on a movie either renting to see at the movie theater unless I hear a vast majority of people say how good it is. That's not a fullproof method, but usually it seems to work in avoiding dumbass movies.

Date: 2006-05-17 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com
Yeah, When a Stranger Calls sucked monkey balls. There was exactly .5 seconds where I was actually scared.

Date: 2006-05-18 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] en-ki.livejournal.com
Doesn't Red Fern have somebody die horribly from an axe wound to the gut?

Date: 2006-05-18 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loosechanj.livejournal.com
Almost, one of the dogs dies from a bad wound to the gut received from a mountain lion.

Date: 2006-05-18 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] en-ki.livejournal.com
Oh, I must have conflated that with (Googles) "Ruben falls on his axe and dies".

Date: 2006-05-19 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loosechanj.livejournal.com
Ruben totally had it coming. I mean, he liked to bet all the time!

Date: 2006-05-18 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saint-ama.livejournal.com
When I read Where The Red Fern Grows in the sixth grade, I cryed.
Im really pathetic.

Date: 2006-05-18 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loosechanj.livejournal.com
The levels of second hand christianity in that book are toxic.

Date: 2006-05-19 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fornikate.livejournal.com
RED FERN RULES

Date: 2006-05-19 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loosechanj.livejournal.com
Have you read it lately? It's also incredibly sexist. But you're a girl, and wimminfolk don't usually notice such things, and if they do they know well enough to keep their jabbering mouth shut about it.

Date: 2006-05-23 10:47 pm (UTC)

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