Um, Ok #57

[loosechanj]

While it's certainly a noble goal to reunite missing children with their familes, just what fucking good does it do to display an infant's name, without a picture?

Comments

[sassyashley.livejournal.com]

hopefully there wouldn't be that many missing infants.

[33mhz.livejournal.com]

what

[sassyashley.livejournal.com]

maybe i missed something. did someone get kidnapped?

[rcm9554.livejournal.com]

Well, what say if the infant has fallen into some sort of radioactive goo and then gets bitten by a highly intelligent spider, and then evolves instantaneously and is able to read on the spot, and see's it's name in print. Then it can call home, or MSNBC or CNN, and then everything is kosher. If there's even the slimmest chance of that happening, I wouldn't want to pass it off either.

[jennbits.livejournal.com]

haha i read "slimmest" as "slimiest" and it was much funnier

you know.. given the goo

[e-liberation.livejournal.com]

something is always better than nothing when it comes to these things.

[homunculus.livejournal.com]

all infants look alike.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Except for their color.

[homunculus.livejournal.com]

OMG RACIST.

well, you can usually tell that from their name.

lol going to hell, plz.