Oh, the Lulz #19

[loosechanj]

"Still a relatively strong hurricane, a category 1..." HAHAHAH! Bottom of the scale is "still relatively strong"?!? Jesus. Get a grip.

Wolf Blitzer is now a douche. His new show sucks. I mean c'mon. Whatever happened to the news just being, you know, what happened? Honestly, I think it was Gulf War I when slow news days were outlawed and if nothing noteworthy was actually happening fuck it hype a kitten in a tree.

I'd go on but it's nothing you haven't heard before I'm sure.

Comments

[yitty.livejournal.com]

please, go on. i could use something insanely interesting to read right about now.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Awz. Haha, I'm too sleepy. :-\

[poetichypocrite.livejournal.com]

hey now, don't be dissin' my home boy. He's from Buffalo, so he rocks forever.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Srry, but he's lost whatever cool he ever had. I mean, his new show is just...plz. :-P

[twirlandswirl.livejournal.com]

They mean "strong" as in "well-organized."

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Nah, he meant relatively as in "OMGZ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAY SCARED!!!"

[seahorsemystic.livejournal.com]

it was ridiculous here in TN. They have no clue what being in a real hurricane / tropical storm is about. All schools are closed, and it's only raining! And the news just makes it out to be this massive storm.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

HAhahaha, I don't even consider a category one to be a real hurricane. Hell, I don't even start respectin' till it's a 3.