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So, I was in line at walmart today, and a woman came flying up behind me with her cart. She'd gven up on waiting behind me and was intent on switching registers. She clipped the back of the one next to me sending plastic bags everwhere, fishtailed into a coke display shattering bottles and spraying fizz everywhere, then rammed into another register at full speed breaking it in two and showering some open propane tanks with sparks which ignited and caused an explosion strong enough to ignite a plutonium rod someone had dropped amongst them which then triggered a fusion reaction in the water coolers.


Yep. She was asian.


I'm just glad there wasn't any anti-matter around.
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