I, For One, Welcome our new Christ Figure #1

[loosechanj]

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[seahorsemystic.livejournal.com]

I'd worship at his alter, regardless of Xenu.

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

GET THE CROSS!!!! STAT!

Aww...

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Poor Travolta is going, "What? Whattud I do? Whattabout me? Huh? Am I, like, the new Judas? That's cool. Wait, no, that's my tag line. I mean that sucks. He's, like, way shorter than me and stuff..."

[thehappyemo.livejournal.com]

With all due respect, I want to yell "Fucking fag" right now.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I think calling Tom Cruise a fag would be far too much respect.