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loosechanjI just heard some asshat on CNN say the current middle east unpleasantness "seems to be unfolding in real-time". Yeah, no shit Sherlock, that's because it's really happening, and things that are actually occurring tend to occur in real-time. What other kind of time would it unfold in, stop-motion?
Oh, this just in: The sun goes down at night. Stars come out. Sometimes the moon does, sometimes it doesn't, sometimes the moon comes out during the day! Larry King will have an astronomer on tonight to explain why, and a noted astrologist to tell us what it means!
I love CNN to death, it's just so entertaining and chock full of LOLZ. FOX just pisses me off. I don't bother with any of the others too often, since it's not like I'm gonna learn anything anyway.
I'm bored. Gonna go watch some Red Dwarf.
Oh, this just in: The sun goes down at night. Stars come out. Sometimes the moon does, sometimes it doesn't, sometimes the moon comes out during the day! Larry King will have an astronomer on tonight to explain why, and a noted astrologist to tell us what it means!
I love CNN to death, it's just so entertaining and chock full of LOLZ. FOX just pisses me off. I don't bother with any of the others too often, since it's not like I'm gonna learn anything anyway.
I'm bored. Gonna go watch some Red Dwarf.