SimStory #1 Chapter 4

[loosechanj]

thisisnotmylj: Huh? Where am I? WHAT THE FUDGE AM I WEARING?!?!?



fever_head: Hello thisisnotmylj!

thisisnotmylj: Pleased to meet you, total Ho-bag!



thisisnotmylj: Dude! What's up? Oh you know, just shoppin' for some new less nerdy threads. Now I gotta go home and find a good slacker job.



thisisnotmylj: Yayy!!! I'm a web designer!



thisisnotmylj: These clothes make me adorable!



thisisnotmylj: Too adorable for you! WAIT...WTF AM I WEARING GRANNY PANTIES?!?



thisisnotmylj: Ok, this is better.



ogw: Apparently I like watching you pee.

thisisnotmylj: Ewww.



thisisnotmylj: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!



thisisnotmylj: DUDE! BUTTER! It's the new miracle food, don'tcha know?

ogw: I had heard that, but I'm not convinced. We should go make out in the bathroom.

thisisnotmylj: OK!



thisisnotmylj: MmMmmmMmmMmmMmm



shankers: World domination! World Domination!

ogw: Yeah, you don't seem to ever quit blabbing about that.



fever_head: docbrite, you better quit poking me all the time!

docbrite: But I like poking you! Wah!



docbrite: So take THAT!



docbrite: This'll show those fuckers! I'll cook dinner!



docbrite: Dammit! :-(



thisisnotmylj: Those idiots in SimCongress better not raise my taxes!

docbrite: I heartily agree, but why am I eating in my underwear?

ogw: Same reason I am, you came down to eat before showering. Look on the bright side, at least you're not visibly stinking!



fever_head: This'll show you to poke me!

docbrite: Mmphmhpmmh!



thisisnotmylj dreams about thisisnotmylj



thisisnotmylj: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I have to pee!

ogw: Let's get in bed instead!



thisisnotmylj: Ok!



shankers waits too long to use the toilet. Again.



fever_head: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



tadiera admires the big statue in the yard, in her jammies.



fever_head: These new curtains do not meet my expectations.



docbrite: Dude, you're way cooler than the schmucks I'm living with here.



tadiera and thisisnotmylj stomp on some bugs. And catch the flu.



thisisnotmylj reasearches fever remedies while [Unknown site tag] saws Z's.



fever_head slaps docbrite in a pre-emptive strike.



ogw: You bastards are boring me to tears.



Ok, for those with Sims, I need to know if you wanna turn "old", or start drinking the green water that makes you younger. I plan on living forever!

Comments

[saint-ama.livejournal.com]

Your life is fascinating.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I live with 5 women, duh.

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

we had sex. it was fantastic.

p.s. i don't want to get old!!

p.p.s. you're driving me crazy going from msn to aim. pick one already, sheesh.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Well, you did beg. ;-)

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

i can't control my undying desire for your cock.

You wanted a picture of my dick:

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

God I wish I was really this ripped:



You're lucky I have one. shankers doesn't:

Re: You wanted a picture of my dick:

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

oooh your cock looks yummy. can i have a taste?

Re: You wanted a picture of my dick:

[michellinator.livejournal.com]

Okay, I take it back... tormentedartist does NOT look like that nekkid! And he doesn't dress for a gay disco party, either.

Re: You wanted a picture of my dick:

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehe!

One question...

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Why do you pee through your underwear? Usually people pull their panties down first.

Re: One question...

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

i have the magical ability to pee through my clothing without soiling them in any way. It's quite efficient.

That must be so awesome.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Imagine whizzing on a crowded train and nobody being able to pin it on you. Muahahahaha.

Okay, so I spend a lot of time on crowded trains. Still, it's an idea.

Re: That must be so awesome.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

The problem there is, unless you're sitting on a toilet, you reek and are visibly stinky.

That must be so awesome (oh, it is!)

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

Ahh yes, i do that quite often on crowded trains. Also, my piss is invisible until it hits the ground. So nobody can even see it coming. ;o)

[docbrite.livejournal.com]

I want to get very, very old.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I have this feeling you don't want to become a vampire though.

[docbrite.livejournal.com]

If the v-word is so much as mentioned again, I will cause Biblical plagues to rain down upon you.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

VAGINA VAGINA!

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

hahaha

you weirdo.

so when do i get to have your baby? ;o)

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I dunno, that would probably be its own chapter.

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

i hope we have a boy. :o)

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Also, disregard that other comment, I was drunk and high.

[fever-head.livejournal.com]

I want to drink the green stuff, plz. Also, I want to be a lesbian.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

It's not quite as simple as that though, your aspiration has to be at least gold, or it makes you OLDER. But I'll watch out and get you a hit whenever possible.

[fever-head.livejournal.com]

I bet I'd have a gold aspiration if you let me be a lesbian.

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

There needs to be more me!
*cries*


Also:
I don't wanna get old.
I haven't had sex yet.
I CAN'T GET OLD.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I haven't had sex yet.

That could change. ;-)

I CAN'T GET OLD.

Wanna be a vampire?

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

Yes. I must have sex.
If I, the real Tadiera cannot get laid, I must live vicariously through my Sim.



... being a vampire would be AWESOME.

[shankers.livejournal.com]

Mine looks like Odo's nose from Star Trek DS9