Must Be The Ambien #30

Whoa, I introduced myself to a total stranger on the beach this morning and she didn't run away screaming. I was so flabbergasted she didn't pull the pepper spray I completely forgot to look for a wedding ring.

Oh well, waaaaaaaaay outta my league anyway. :(

Spam #93,311,824

I know it's only spam, but did I really have to get something from "AARP Membership"? *cries*