Important #1

So pay attention. Comment on this post! I'm going to bed now, and I wanna shit bricks when I check my mail when I wake up in like, 5-6 hours. Comment once, comment twice, tell your friends to comment, tell your enemies to comment. Pray for the Almighty to get off his ass and get an internet account to comment. Call the white house and tell them to comment on this post.

Srsly, I need the love since I was dick to someone and didn't have my shit together when someone else needed help.

Edit for clarification: I will be replying when I wake up!!! Sorry for the confusion!!! A thousand pardons please for your mental anguish was not intended! *whips self with sackcloth*