Miscelennium #10

"Every kiss begins with Kay". Oh really? Every kiss? Damn. That sounds expensive. You gotta buy a diamond every time you want a peck? I'm almost afraid to ask what bj's are going for these days.

Also, consider this:


I'm mesmerized by the fact that her face, and more importantly, her boobs don't change at all.

I need a new toaster. Someone buy me this.

Man wants his $400K back from the FBI

Fourth amendment? What fourth amendment? The one about search and seizure?

One Time #179

When I worked at Publix, the payphone rang and my cow-orker answered it and said "Rockledge Abortion Clinic, you rape'em we scrape'em."

Hmm #79

FOXSexpert: Pregnant Women Have the Best Sex, Better Orgasms

Sexpert, lulz. Aside from this being FoxNoise, I wonder to what a factor the possibility of getting pregnant inhibits a woman's sexual attitude and if these sorts of studies ever consider that.