Fuck This Shit #19

I suppose everyone's entitled to their own bizarre selfish pleasure, so it really shouldn't irk me that Keith Olberman seems to have a 12 year old's love for Harry Butthole Pussy Potter, if last night's show where he was at some release party thing waiting for the new tome is any indication.

I was sort of thinking hey, at least it's over now, but then I realized there are still a few more movies. Sigh.

Oh, and I've still never read anything but "Snape killed Dumbledore", or seen anything but trailers. More props to Keith for explaining that shit, as I literally had no fucking idea.

Also: Day-yam.

WTF #49,657

Missouri law allows a felony murder charge when an officer is killed while responding to aid in a felony arrest.

I find this a little frightening. It's always bothered me that we elevate the value of police officer's lives, but this is just insane. I wonder how many others states have this sort of law?