Cold Sweat #7

James Brown died. Big sad face.

NOSEDIVE! #4

Good landing man...

I Have A Dream #725

I just had a dream where my whole life would reset upon my or someone else's death all Butterfly Effect style.

The Answer? Rico and the poor chick, with paradoxically the most lavish wedding.

Israel Sucks #3

They may have nukes, but not a Taco Bell to be found. Or Wendy's.

BTW #57,834

BAH FUCKING HUMBUG.

I apologize for the lateness of this important message.