Tales Of Interest #298

Oh lordy. Free live COPS performance, mucho noise of people literally bouncing off the walls. Next door neighbors were fighting something fierce. I came close to making popcorn, but thought it might be a bit tacky to stand outside munching and giggling. Cute cop though. Why does everyone seem to always assume it was me what called the police? I was just loitering in front of my door watching the show! Ah well, poor girl. I let her use an outlet to pump some air into her mattress, wherein I discovered that's the whining sound I hear at all hours. Let her use my phone too, to try and call friends for a place to go, in exchange for holding her kitten for a few minutes. Yayy kittens! Ended up driving her a couple towns over myself, because hey, what else I got to do? I'm awake, and nothing to do. She seems nice. I dunno if it's gonna work out with the boy. He just knocked on my door and asked if I made sure I got her there alright. Yeah yeah. I hope I wasn't too stand offish, but god damn I had to piss like a racehearse. Found out it was a psycho friend staying with her that banged on my door the other night, telling me to keep it down. She said she's never heard a peep outta me though. Friend is a big "power head" she had to kick out anyhow. Small worldness: her ex-husband is the younger brother of a guy I was in the boy scouts with.

That's my adventure for the evening, what were y'all up to?