I'm A Bastard, It's True #666

Seriously, all I can think about looking at the pictures in this post is "OMG they look so delicious!!! I could just eat them up and sleep for a week."

Fishheads #19,549,259

Call me crazy, but I wanna t/fry it.

Hurt Me #90,782

Snape killed Dumbledor. I can't get that out of my fucking head and I've never read one word of Harry Butthole Pussy Potter. Also, I had two measures (load that up in yer player and loop it for the full effect) from Boston's "Feelin' Satisfied" running through my head for half an hour before I finally remembered it was a Boston song and could drag my ass out of bed to figure out which one. Thank god I've never heard the badger meme.

So, I ask you my loyal fans, what's my next brainworm gonna be?

Cheese #29

One moment of television that will always stick in my mind involved one of those net on a pole things you use to scoop leaves out of pools. You know those things? Well, one of the bad guys was acting like he was trying to hold one of Charlie's Angels underwater and drown her. Yeah. Holy fuck, people watched that retarded shit?

Oh, and: http://www.twilightheadquarters.com/placenta.html

Joke? Not a joke? Plz advise.