Next, On Oprah's Book of the Month Club #58

(1:34:18 AM) thisisnotmylj: rehab sucks
(1:34:24 AM) thisisnotmylj: unless it's on the moon
(1:34:25 AM) thisisnotmylj: like mine was
(1:34:46 AM) ogw: so what famous people were there
(1:34:49 AM) ogw: tell me tell me
(1:34:52 AM) ogw: gimme the dirt
(1:34:55 AM) thisisnotmylj: ummm elvis was there
(1:34:58 AM) thisisnotmylj: fat elvis
(1:35:26 AM) thisisnotmylj: he lost alot of weight from his crack habit
(1:35:28 AM) thisisnotmylj: but he got fat in rehab
(1:35:53 AM) thisisnotmylj: he ate toomany peanut butter and banana sandwiches there
(1:36:05 AM) ogw: hahaha
(1:36:09 AM) thisisnotmylj: and he convinced me to eat one once, it wasn't good
(1:36:09 AM) ogw: I knew that's where he was
(1:36:21 AM) thisisnotmylj: then he almost got kicked out for having sex with me
(1:36:26 AM) thisisnotmylj: but i talked them out of kicking him out
(1:36:36 AM) thisisnotmylj: because, come on, he may be fat, but he's still elvis
(1:36:43 AM) ogw: rly
(1:37:24 AM) thisisnotmylj: then he sang all shook up
(1:37:32 AM) thisisnotmylj: and everyone was like "whoa elvis, go on a diet"
(1:37:37 AM) thisisnotmylj: so he cried
(1:37:40 AM) thisisnotmylj: and i held him while he cried
(1:38:01 AM) thisisnotmylj: plus michael jackson's son, blanket, was there too
(1:38:08 AM) thisisnotmylj: and he tried to hit on elvis
(1:38:21 AM) thisisnotmylj: and elvis was like "whoa, back off blanket"
(1:38:29 AM) thisisnotmylj: and blanket was like "come on, man, let me suck your dick"
(1:38:42 AM) thisisnotmylj: and elvis was like "hell, why not" and he put a paper bag over blanket's head
(1:39:15 AM) thisisnotmylj: then we all sang tutti frutti
(1:40:02 AM) ogw: I am so posting that
(1:40:12 AM) thisisnotmylj: that's your sneak peak at my book
(1:40:24 AM) thisisnotmylj: on shelves sometime before 2016
(1:40:28 AM) thisisnotmylj: buy it when it comes out, okay?
(1:40:52 AM) thisisnotmylj: Just look for my name ...
(1:41:07 AM) thisisnotmylj: that would be God... spelled capital G o d
(1:41:09 AM) ogw: you know it

LULZWORTH #9

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LULZWORTH #10

When you gotta eat, you gotta eat.

Speaker #1

Yummy #143

"Beetlejuice" is more than just a movie name — foodmakers regularly use crushed female cochineal beetles to dye food, particularly certain yogurts, juices and candy, The Wall Street Journal reported today.

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I Swear #938

These computer things fucking spread Tourette's. BELGIUM.