Those Darn Kids #68

There are kids making noise outside. I wish I had an old cane so I could go outside and shake it at them, and grumble. Then I'd tell them I was just fuckin' with 'em, but they probably wouldn't get it.

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Ugh #758

I just arrived home with some KFC. While I was waiting at the counter for my order, I filled my drink. They had Sierra Mist, which I've never tried before, so I thought why not?

Dear sweet Christ, it tasted like sucking on the ass end of a menstrual skunk. Srsly, I just set the cup down and left it.