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[loosechanj]

I hate wasps, so this yellowjacket getting pwned just lit the cockles of my heart.

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[tadiera.livejournal.com]

End of November, I was at the mall with my mom... walking out, I saw a wasp that was like, 5 fucking inches long.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I hope you immediately turned around went back into the mall and purchased an assault rifle and then went and killed that monstrosity because it does not deserve to live.

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

I didn't want to be anywhere near it, lest it decide to, I dunno, run kamikaze at my face. >.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

That's the great thing about assault rifles, you can shoot from a distance. :-P Plus they're easier to buy than beer in SC.

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

That's true.
We do a lot of our grocery shopping on Sunday and three times now have gone 'Wait. We can't get any wine today.' >.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I remember blue laws from living in Dallas. You could buy a hammer, but not nails. Lots of weird shit like that.