SimStory #1 Chapter #2 (Settlin' In)

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Our intrepid hero moves into an empty lot. He makes this sacrifice so that he and his friends can pool their money together and buy something bigger than a cardboard shack.




docbrite: Dude, quit playin' and get us outta this wasteland and into a nice six figure house!





Crowd: Oh yeah, this is MUCH nicer than an empty field!



shankers and tadiera hang out.



Unpacking took its toll. For some reason only fever_head and I realized there were beds upstairs.



shankers breaks the computer and blames ME.



docbrite puts down her book to find a job. Careers as follows:
ogw=Paranormal
tadiera=Science
shankers=Originally Politics, changes to Show Business
fever_head=Show Business
docbrite=Athletic (haha!), because becoming a hall of famer is her life's want.

I'm an Exorcist folks.




docbrite: World Peace! Not World Domination!



shankers: *runs to bathroom and cries*



tadiera starts a fire because she was forced to wear a skirt.



fever_head is sent out to buy clothes as a consequence.



While the rest of us play poker and talk about sumo wrestlers.



docbrite aims for the throat.



docbrite thinks riding the bus sucks, so I bought her the ambulance from M*A*S*H:





The dealership was having a deal on Borg cubes.

This is not what it looks like:


Neither is this:


OTOH, this pretty much is:




tadiera learns from Professor Von Ball



I fart on shankers, and he likes it.



It knocked him out. He dreams about himself.



fever_head likes to make salad topless.

And putt topless. Not to mention blow bubbles.







docbrite likes to rip it topless.



Uh, why are you people punching each other? In my room?



tadiera sleeps on my sofa. I think it's the plasma tv that's attracting everyone.



And has to pee really bad. For some reason this upsets docbrite.

fever_head aqquires a tiny bit of modesty.



I made it all the way to Cult Leader bitches.



fever_head works out. Gotta get that body in tiptop shape if you wanna be a leading lady!





docbrite can't believe that asshole made her get a job. Playing sports!

Remember what I said about fever_head and modesty? Scratch that.



You can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man no time to talk:



I like to rock out with my spock out:





shankers seems to pass out a lot.



docbrite seems to get into a lot of fights. That happens when you walk around poking everyone.



We all live in a yellow submarine brick house.


I’m trying to allow all non-me sims as much autonomy as possible, and it’s working out better than I expected. Except for shankers seeming to ignore his most pressing needs (energy, bladder) in favor of fun, and docbrite liking to pick fights, everything’s pretty good. I have stepped in and kept her from annoying people, and I’ve made shankers go to the bathroom, but for the most part it’s mainly stuff I could tell you to do if I could anyway.

Lemme know if you don’t like your job, I suck at this, or whatever.