Marty's Movie Reviews #4,906

[loosechanj]

Fantastic Four: Ioan Gruffid makes a tolerable, if far too young, Reed Richards. Which is good, because he made an absolutely atrocious Horatio Hornblower. Jessica Alba shouldn't have been let within 20 miles of the script. Isn't Sue Storm supposed to be a blond, blue eyed, Hitler youth type? Eh, I'll live. They're definately making better comic book movies now than when I was a kid. The ending, oh puke.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Not bad, but it makes me want to re-watch the original. Haha, I never knew veruca was a kind of wart you got on your foot.

Labyrinth: Whoa, Jennifer Connelly is in this? Allright! *schwing* David Bowie as "goblin king"? Uh, no thanks.

Comments

[billemon.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I like Labyrinth .. David Bowie is funny. Also like his cameo in Zoolander. As for CatCF, not seen the new one yet, loved the old one ...

[megarandom.livejournal.com]

They really messed up Doom's origin and his history with Reed.

[yitty.livejournal.com]

Dude, Labyrinth was my favorite movie when I was a kid.

[seahorsemystic.livejournal.com]

I have not seen Fan 4 yet, but I did see Charlie and Choco Fact. I loved it. But, I am a Tim Burton/Johnny Depp fan. And I read the original book, not the remake based on Gene Wilder's character. It is supposed to be about Willy, who does NOT like kids at all. And I thought that came through in Burton's version well. And Labyrinth was amazing to me. I enjoyed the creatures; I enjoyed the concept, and I enjoyed David Bowie. He was hot and scary at the same time. Jennifer Connely was super cute in it, and I do think it was her first movie.

[kibean16.livejournal.com]

David Bowie's obvious package straining through those spandex jersey pants scarred me for life.
I still love him and that movie though. Second only to Willow.

-Kiki

[eidelonn.livejournal.com]

hahahahhaha the veruca line made me LOLZ

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

David Bowie as "goblin king"? Uh, no thanks.

Well, the people who aren't attracted to Jennifer Connelly need *something*... and those were some really tight pants. :P