Marty's Movie Reviews #497

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Plz to be going to the movies and seeing this now. Yes, NOW. It's that good. Seriously.

Don't be worried about why Bruce Wayne is in a chinese prison, they'll explain that. Who knew Batman was trained by Qui-gon? Katie Holmes' nipples are as exciting as ever, even through a silk blouse. The Scarecrow rocks. And don't even get me started on the batmobile.

I'm sorry to say Michael Caine does not make a good Alfred. Morgan Freeman would have been better.

Speaking of the batmobile, ok. Mr American Psycho repeatedly states that he will not be an executioner, but has absolutely zero problem with the possibility of massive collateral damage and casualties. Ooooooook. It makes for a great scene, but really.

There was a trailer for this piece of shit. Words cannot express my horror. My god, I swear it looks like not even Burt Reynolds and Willie Nelson combined can save this cellioid atrocity.

I'm traumatized. I recommend waiting until the previews are over to enter the theater.