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Why? #48,546
Aug. 14th, 2005 05:28 pmWhy are there no left handed wrist watches? Srsly.
Aug. 14th, 2005
Wheeee!!!! #1
Aug. 14th, 2005 06:39 pmGot a package from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
docbrite!!! Whee!!! Yayy!!! It's vegemite from Australia! I'm giddy, cuz like, well wow. She thought about me enough to buy it and bring it back, risking all manner of trouble, hazmat laws, etc. Also enclosed was a diagram of how to give a blowjob while putting your finger/thumb in the blowee's ass. Just amazing. :-) Man I wish I had a scanner.
So thanksdocbrite!! :-)
P.S. The package was *just* ---------><--------- that much wider than my mailbox. While it must have been easy as pie to stuff in there with the main door open, it was juuuuuuuust too wide to come out. I had to poke a hole in it and yank like a bastard.
P.P.S. It smells exactly like Guiness Stout. Maybe it's not such bad stuff after all.
docbrite!!! Whee!!! Yayy!!! It's vegemite from Australia! I'm giddy, cuz like, well wow. She thought about me enough to buy it and bring it back, risking all manner of trouble, hazmat laws, etc. Also enclosed was a diagram of how to give a blowjob while putting your finger/thumb in the blowee's ass. Just amazing. :-) Man I wish I had a scanner.So thanks
docbrite!! :-)P.S. The package was *just* ---------><--------- that much wider than my mailbox. While it must have been easy as pie to stuff in there with the main door open, it was juuuuuuuust too wide to come out. I had to poke a hole in it and yank like a bastard.
P.P.S. It smells exactly like Guiness Stout. Maybe it's not such bad stuff after all.