Unattainables #9

HMS VICTORY is the oldest commissioned warship in the world, and is still manned by Officers and Ratings of the Royal Navy. She is now the flagship of the Second Sea Lord and Commander in Chief Naval Home Command and lies in No 2 Dry Dock at Portsmouth Naval Base, Portsmouth. England.

Anybody for a nice sailing trip? I'm fairly sure we could whip the Crimson Permanent Assurance' ass into a nice cream. Then there's the LART'ing of coastal lusers. 104 cannons ought to make a nice red mush.

Marty's Movie Reviews #449

Who woulda thunk it, Ashton Kutcher can actually act! I loved this movie, because it's basically been a daydream of mine to be able to go back and change critical moments of my life. Of course, everything ends up screwed one way or another when he comes back to the present, so yet another session in the past is required. The ending? Let's just say it really sucks in the self-sacrificing way. Awwww. But really, it coulda been worse. The one really surprising and damn near unbelievable part of this movie was that Ethan Supplee, the fat guy who couldn't see the sailboat in Mallrats, gets laid almost constantly by a string of barely legal hardbodies throughout the flick. Me, I just want one special girl.