Marty's Movie Reviews #792

[loosechanj]

I hated Corpse Bride and loved The Bourne Identity. Both from the very start. The only way Bourne coulda been better is if the chick had been chubby.

Cube rocked.

Comments

[tormentedartist.livejournal.com]

You like chubby chicks ?

[wistfuljen.livejournal.com]

well I'm on his friend's list!

lololol.

[fornikate.livejournal.com]

me too HAHAHAHA I think he does.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

We've been through this before, you are hotttt plz.

[fornikate.livejournal.com]

lol thnx but no

[megarandom.livejournal.com]

Post proof or retract!

[fornikate.livejournal.com]

what

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

we want photographic evidence that you are a fat ugly cow plz

[fornikate.livejournal.com]

look in my pictures plz

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

This doesn't help your case:

[fornikate.livejournal.com]

I don't see anything there. you lose.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

It just woulda been nice to have a break from the constant supermodels.

[tormentedartist.livejournal.com]

Oh I actually think most supermodels look like boys. I like women with some padding.

[megarandom.livejournal.com]

And how!

[fornikate.livejournal.com]

I liked Bourne Identity but I still haven't seen Corpse Bride.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't bother.

[megarandom.livejournal.com]

It was a bit tedious, but I wouldn't say I didn't like it.

I just didn't LIKE it.

[lizbtropez.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure about The Bourne Identity, I think I've seen parts.

I liked Corpse Bride but then again I usually do like anything Tim Burton and/or Johnny Depp related.

Cube was weird but I think I liked it.

What are your reasons for not liking Corpse Bride?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I get turned off by voice actors who get the job for being a name, so I was kinda prejudiced to start with. Plus it was a musical. I hate musicals, the South Park movie being the only exception. I didn't think there was anything terribly romantic or compelling about the story either.

[megarandom.livejournal.com]

I thought it would have been more romantic if he had chosen to stay with the Corpse Bride.

[cuntsnot.livejournal.com]

Wait - thought you liked skinny girls?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I like most girls.