Pussy Tales #29

[loosechanj]

Some Girl: "I need to get this tampon outta my vagina..."
Me: "You have a vagina?!? COOL!!!"

I have no idea why I thought that was the funniest thing in the world to say, but I'm proud of my quick thinking.

And no, I'm not going to tell you anything about the circumstances surrounding it.

Comments

[luper.livejournal.com]

I always say stuff like that to my guy friends. :P
I tell all my vagina problems and other gross stories to my friend Kevin so now he can never have any sexual desire for me. har har

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I hate to tell you this, but that doesn't work.

[luper.livejournal.com]

Wait, what doesn't work what way?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Talking about vagina problems with your male friends.

[luper.livejournal.com]

It's better than talking about my vagina problems to my hot girl friends and then freaking them out so they never want to have sexual relationships with me!

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

You think they don't have the very same problems?

[luper.livejournal.com]

They might have the same problem, but it's just that it might be a sexual turn off. And besides, it's not like I'm asking my guy friends for advice, I know how to treat and take care of my vagina, it's just I need some one to vent out my feelings.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

All this talk about vaginas has gotten me aroused.

[luper.livejournal.com]

wait, aren't you gay?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Hell no.

[luper.livejournal.com]

i would have sworn you were!

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

omgwtfbbq, what gave you that idea?

[luper.livejournal.com]

I donno. I guess my gaydar is just not working...
Then again Mike kept on telling me he wasn't gay for like two years until this year he finally came out.

Probably got tired of your nagging.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

;-p

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I don't have anything against being gay, but I love the vadge way too much.

Funniest Reply to Ogw EVAR!

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

He he he.

Re: Funniest Reply to Ogw EVAR!

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Bitch, I'll kill you! :-P

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

weirdo

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

joo

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

shut up.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

make me

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

you asked for it.

*shoves a dick in your mouth*

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

*vomit*

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

yummy

[luper.livejournal.com]

when I first saw that icon I thought it was a knife

[thisisnotmylj.livejournal.com]

that would be interesting.