Marty's Movie Reviews #4,906

[loosechanj]

Fantastic Four: Ioan Gruffid makes a tolerable, if far too young, Reed Richards. Which is good, because he made an absolutely atrocious Horatio Hornblower. Jessica Alba shouldn't have been let within 20 miles of the script. Isn't Sue Storm supposed to be a blond, blue eyed, Hitler youth type? Eh, I'll live. They're definately making better comic book movies now than when I was a kid. The ending, oh puke.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Not bad, but it makes me want to re-watch the original. Haha, I never knew veruca was a kind of wart you got on your foot.

Labyrinth: Whoa, Jennifer Connelly is in this? Allright! *schwing* David Bowie as "goblin king"? Uh, no thanks.

Comments

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

You misspelled "repulsed by".

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

Okay, replace "Sebastian Bach" with "Geddy Lee" and get back to me.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Even worse. Great bassist, but ugly as phlegm.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

Joey Ramone?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

No, Geddy.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

No, I meant what you thought of Joey's looks. :P

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Skinny creepy weird guy. I'm a chubby creepy weird guy.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

Haha, all the guys I would consider pretty hot you think are ugly and weird-looking. Which is probably true, but mh, I have fucked taste in men. :P