Marty's Movie Reviews #4,906

[loosechanj]

Fantastic Four: Ioan Gruffid makes a tolerable, if far too young, Reed Richards. Which is good, because he made an absolutely atrocious Horatio Hornblower. Jessica Alba shouldn't have been let within 20 miles of the script. Isn't Sue Storm supposed to be a blond, blue eyed, Hitler youth type? Eh, I'll live. They're definately making better comic book movies now than when I was a kid. The ending, oh puke.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Not bad, but it makes me want to re-watch the original. Haha, I never knew veruca was a kind of wart you got on your foot.

Labyrinth: Whoa, Jennifer Connelly is in this? Allright! *schwing* David Bowie as "goblin king"? Uh, no thanks.

Comments

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

David Bowie as "goblin king"? Uh, no thanks.

Well, the people who aren't attracted to Jennifer Connelly need *something*... and those were some really tight pants. :P

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

What kind of perv wouldn't be attracted to Jennifer Connelly?!?

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

What kind of perv wouldn't be attracted to Sebastian Bach?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

You misspelled "repulsed by".

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

Okay, replace "Sebastian Bach" with "Geddy Lee" and get back to me.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Even worse. Great bassist, but ugly as phlegm.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

Joey Ramone?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

No, Geddy.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

No, I meant what you thought of Joey's looks. :P

Jennifer Connelly.

[generic-gothic.livejournal.com]

I know a gay guy, total six on the Kinsey scale, who said he would hit that. She's that fine. She'd give a dog a bone. If she were president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln. She's the ruler of Babyalonia. She's a megababe.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

In France, she would be call la renard, and would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

As a female who is primarily attracted to men, she's cute, but between that and David Bowie, you can bet it wouldn't be Jennifer I'd fuck rotten. :P

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

So, between me and her I'd have a shot with you? Wo0ho0!

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

Probably. Unless she was dressed up all gothy-looking and you looked like a normal person. :P [Sorry.]

But the likelihood is that you'd win, yes.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Who0t! YEAH!

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[generic-gothic.livejournal.com]

What about guys who resemble Drew Carey?

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

See my posts in this thread.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

...

Sorry.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[generic-gothic.livejournal.com]

I'm only 30 pounds overweight, actually. So if Drew Carey got thinner...

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

He'd have to also have long hair and not be from Cleveland. :P

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[generic-gothic.livejournal.com]

No long hair, but I'm not from Cleveland.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

That's a plus. :P

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Oh dammit, you know he's hottt.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

He's the male version of Mimi, minus the clown makeup. :P

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

He used to be funny though.