Marty's Movie Reviews #4,906

[loosechanj]

Fantastic Four: Ioan Gruffid makes a tolerable, if far too young, Reed Richards. Which is good, because he made an absolutely atrocious Horatio Hornblower. Jessica Alba shouldn't have been let within 20 miles of the script. Isn't Sue Storm supposed to be a blond, blue eyed, Hitler youth type? Eh, I'll live. They're definately making better comic book movies now than when I was a kid. The ending, oh puke.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Not bad, but it makes me want to re-watch the original. Haha, I never knew veruca was a kind of wart you got on your foot.

Labyrinth: Whoa, Jennifer Connelly is in this? Allright! *schwing* David Bowie as "goblin king"? Uh, no thanks.

Comments

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I don't think I could watch a movie called "willow".

[wistfuljen.livejournal.com]

Willow is awesome. Midgets and Val Kilmer and swords. What could be bad about that?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Um, Val Kilmer?

[generic-gothic.livejournal.com]

The Willow NES game (http://www.rom-world.com/file.php?id=21200) was pretty good, though. Sort'a like the first Legend of Zelda. I'd recommend using Game Genie codes, though.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Psh, that's cheating. And hehehe, I *have* that game. Thus reinforcing my belief that I own every bit of NES software ever written. Cuz some of it is kinda useless, like pattern tests and shit.

[generic-gothic.livejournal.com]

The "invinciblity" code works with every monster but the blue-tinged ones in mine.

I've found some weird shit over at that website.

Super Metroid still kicks ass, though.