Marty's Movie Reviews #4,906

[loosechanj]

Fantastic Four: Ioan Gruffid makes a tolerable, if far too young, Reed Richards. Which is good, because he made an absolutely atrocious Horatio Hornblower. Jessica Alba shouldn't have been let within 20 miles of the script. Isn't Sue Storm supposed to be a blond, blue eyed, Hitler youth type? Eh, I'll live. They're definately making better comic book movies now than when I was a kid. The ending, oh puke.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Not bad, but it makes me want to re-watch the original. Haha, I never knew veruca was a kind of wart you got on your foot.

Labyrinth: Whoa, Jennifer Connelly is in this? Allright! *schwing* David Bowie as "goblin king"? Uh, no thanks.

Comments

[seahorsemystic.livejournal.com]

Wow, I didn't realize she was in that movie! I saw that a few weeks back on late night tv. I stand corrected on my thinking it was her first movie, since it appears she was in a few before Labyrinth.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

What's really cool is that she's only 14 months younger than I am, so I can legally lust after her even in movies where she's jailbait. :-D I'm such a perv.

[seahorsemystic.livejournal.com]

I'm a perv too. ;)

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Who0t!!!