Marty's Movie Reviews #4,906

[loosechanj]

Fantastic Four: Ioan Gruffid makes a tolerable, if far too young, Reed Richards. Which is good, because he made an absolutely atrocious Horatio Hornblower. Jessica Alba shouldn't have been let within 20 miles of the script. Isn't Sue Storm supposed to be a blond, blue eyed, Hitler youth type? Eh, I'll live. They're definately making better comic book movies now than when I was a kid. The ending, oh puke.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Not bad, but it makes me want to re-watch the original. Haha, I never knew veruca was a kind of wart you got on your foot.

Labyrinth: Whoa, Jennifer Connelly is in this? Allright! *schwing* David Bowie as "goblin king"? Uh, no thanks.

Comments

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

That's a plus. :P

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Skinny creepy weird guy. I'm a chubby creepy weird guy.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

He used to be funny though.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Hell, I've never even been to Cleveland. I did fly into Columbus once though, but that was when I was really young.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like you lived there.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

So was Mimi. But not exactly hot.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

Haha, all the guys I would consider pretty hot you think are ugly and weird-looking. Which is probably true, but mh, I have fucked taste in men. :P

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Thank god.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Ever heard of chubby chasers?

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

Yeah... but they'd have to have a clown fetish too, to find Mimi's makeup and such sexually attractive.

Re: Jennifer Connelly.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

My sentiments exactly!