Miscelennium #10

[loosechanj]

"Every kiss begins with Kay". Oh really? Every kiss? Damn. That sounds expensive. You gotta buy a diamond every time you want a peck? I'm almost afraid to ask what bj's are going for these days.

Also, consider this:


I'm mesmerized by the fact that her face, and more importantly, her boobs don't change at all.

I need a new toaster. Someone buy me this.

Man wants his $400K back from the FBI

Fourth amendment? What fourth amendment? The one about search and seizure?

Comments

[teh-dirty-robot.livejournal.com]

"“The law of forfeiture basically says you have to prove you’re innocent. It’s terrible, terrible law,” he said."

WTF? I thought we lived in a country were you are innocent until PROVEN guilty! That is outrageous and terribly sad.

In lighter conversation, this is the toaster I want.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

No one ever pays any attention to the "seizure" part.

Also, you have an imposter (http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=45936) on somethingawful.

[slamlander.livejournal.com]

Yes, blame it on the War on Drugs and you'd be correct.

The US Constitution guarantees apriorii innocence. How does that apply to a Feral Government, that is used to freely ignoring said document.

[teh-dirty-robot.livejournal.com]

I don't have a something awful account, so I can't see that page--what do you mean by imposter?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

There's a user there with the nick "Dirty Robot", and it's obviously not you.

And why don't you have an account? :-P

[subtext.livejournal.com]

i hate those commercials so much.

[megarandom.livejournal.com]

I think I actually hate the Jared commercials even more than the Kay ones. Ridiculous.