Muffled sounds from outside:
"HEY I'M ON FIRE"
*sound of breaking glass*
"I don't wanna smell that"
(Hmm, what's that smell[1], I think)
"Your apartment is never gonna smell the same again, you're gonna have to move"

[1] Burnt eggs, as it turned out.
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so are fireplaces.
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