While I Was Out #297

[loosechanj]

I saw an old guy driving a corvette. Not a "mature" man, having a mid-life crisis. No, this dude had to going through a post-life crisis. He was ancient. Like, nineties. Driving a brand new corvette. I might have respected him if he hadn't had one of those silly OMG I'm getting a blowjob! grins on his face. No way did this coot deserve to be driving such a fine automobile.

So I dragged him outta the car and yanked his asshole out through his mouth and threw him on the side of the road.

I'd be driving a 'vette now but I couldn't afford the gas to get the damn thing home.

P.S. I suppose I should give up on the fantasy of being able to drive up, pump as much gas as it takes to fill my tank, and then paying whatever amount it comes out to, huh?

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Comments

[nicole-prn.livejournal.com]

Land of Confusion seems a better song for you ;-) :-)

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Dude, it's bad enough I'm listening to something from the eighties.

[nicole-prn.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

I saw an old guy like that! Corvette, too.
And he was in the middle lane, ambling along, blinker on for over a mile... staring out at the sky.


Fuckin' rich old people.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Seriously, this dude was the Crypt Keeper's older brother.

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

The guy I saw wasn't quite that bad, but still.
WTF?

Why can't those of us who can get use out of such cars to get laid have them?