Sexual Situations #29

[loosechanj]

Reason to avoid male/female/male threesomes: Finding out,in the heat of passion, that the other male isn't quite as hetero as you are can be really awkward.

(Not that this has happened to me. Just sayin'. Mhm.)

Comments

[burism.livejournal.com]

like anyone believes you'd be in a threesome. or that you even lost your virginity.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Hey now, I've slept with Jennifer Hewitt.

[burism.livejournal.com]

in your mind doesnt count.

[eidelonn.livejournal.com]

I think thats hot.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Nope, several times in the real world.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I'm just afraid of making a scene.

[pimpedbug.livejournal.com]

best.icon.evar.

[docbrite.livejournal.com]

Confucius say, "Man who is 100% hetero does not get naked in bed with other man even when naked woman present."

[twid.livejournal.com]

UFIA?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Not even if she's really really hot?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

No.

Blow up dolls also don't count.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Even if you did name them.

Yes, that's really sick.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

My cats are even laughing.

Nope.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Same thing with women, though Confucious didn't talk about them as much. Weren't his thing.

The real question is, was he cute?

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Re: Blow up dolls also don't count.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Her mom named her. :-P

Re: Yes, that's really sick.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I didn't think cats could laugh.

Re: Nope.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Now we know how he got so wise.

Re: The real question is, was he cute?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

No speaking hypothetical!

Sure they can.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

You just have to turn on the electrodes in the right pattern.

Also...

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Why there is no Confucious MIMXLIV. ;-)

Virtually speaking, then?

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Since I wasn't really "speaking", I was typing.

[twirlandswirl.livejournal.com]

Can I marry your icon?

[felisdemens.livejournal.com]

Aw, don't be a wuss. :)

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

How is preferring only the vadge wussy? :-D