SimStory #1 Chapter #9

[loosechanj]

Guess what guys? We have PETS!



They have pretty stupid names right now, so suggestions are welcome.



ogw: Hey there little buddy! Hay guyz, we have pets now!



ogw: Guys?



ogw: GUYS?!? WE HAVE PETS!!! COME INTERACT WITH THEM!



tadiera: OMG, they moved the thingamajig from the other side of the house to this side!

fever_head: Dude you visibly stink. Go take a shower. Please.

tadiera: :-(

ogw: SIGH.



docbrite discovers the animals first. (After me, that is.)



docbrite: Heja-woo-doo-wookums!



docbrite: Wazzledazzlerazzledoo!



ogw: Oh yeah, the animals need to eat too!



The action is called "Survey". As in "domain", no doubt. He'll be doing it a lot.



See?



Doggy: *sniffsniff*

tadiera: Nice...nice...uh, what are you?!?



tadiera: You must be a doggy! We shall play razzle while the...other thing surveys us.





ogw: Ok, enough of that. C'mon dog, let's go for a walk.'



tadiera: I'll go sleep then. First in the basement, then in a bed on the second floor. For seemingly no reason whatsoever.



docbrite: Jesus fucking Christ on a crutch, all I want to do is read a book but the doors to the closest chairs are locked and Jesus, I will not even consider walking downstairs to a nice comfy couch!



Oh yeah, somewhere in all of this, shankers got Old, without ever discovering the love of a cute puppy or ugly ass cat.



Pow-wow I guess.



shankers wants to ask docbrite some stuff about being old I guess.



The cat sleeps.



Scratchpaw Manor. The dog sleeps there when the cat isn't. Which isn't often, and usually he ends up on the floor somewhere. Damn cat!



ogw: That's a good boy! Yes, that's a very good boy!



ogw: I know, let's go play fetch! On the roof of the garage!



tadiera: Who...WHAT the hell are you?!?



ogw: Plz, kiss the cook.



thisisnotmylj: Hey, congrats on getting old and whatever shankers.



At it again.

fever_head: Yo shankers, let's go jam to work on that creative skill so we won't be loser Blockbuster Directors forever.

shankers: Ok.





This is obviously a bug in the game, the pet sinks to its shoulders in the ground and is pretty much hors de combat after that. You have to use cheats to fix it.

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