Random Memeness #63

[loosechanj]

1) How old do you wish you were?
21.

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Having just woke up sex.

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Get poorer with nothing to show for it.

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Probably too much so.

5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
On my dick, cuz I'm hardcore.

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Russian, German, and Esperanto. (rbarclay said chinese and japanese, which is obviously saying fuck you to "one" other.)

7) Do you know your neighbors?
God no.

8) What do you consider a vacation?
Being able to relax for more than 12 hours at a go.

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
I know my sign, that's it.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
If they lived in the right place.

11) Are you touchy feely?
Only with strippers.

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Sometimes. Not always.

13) Dream job?
Mad Scientist.

14) Favorite channel(s)?
TV, IRC, or CB?

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Bed.

16) Showers or Baths?
I wish I had a bathtub. :-(

17) Do you paint your nails?
Just the heads, to match.

18) Do you trust people easily?
Trust? Whazzat?

19) What are your phobias?
Stinging insects, which includes such non-stinging insects as dragonflies.

20) Do you want kids?
For dinner, yes.

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
Handwriting is so 20th century.

22) Where would you rather be right now?
Spending obscene amounts of money.

23) Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
Ecstacy.

24) Heavy or light sleeper?
Heavy, mostly.

25) Are you paranoid?
Aren't you?

26) Are you impatient?
Can we hurry this thing up?

27) Who can you relate to?
Family. Cuz they're related.

28) How do you feel about interracial couples?
As long as I don't want to sleep with either of them, I could care less.

29) Have you been burned by love?
Who hasn't?

30) What’s your favorite pick-up line?
"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

31) What’s your main ring tone on your mobile?
Mobile?

32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
I don't remember.

33) What did the last text on your cellphone say?
...

34) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.

35) What color shirt are you wearing?
I'm not.

36) Most recent movie you watched?
X-Men 3.

37) Name three things you have on you at all times?
Keys, comb, leatherman, wallet.

38.) What color are your bed sheets?
Blue, red, and yellow.

39) How much cash do you have on you right now?
Enough for a pack of smokes and hopefully a bottle of ketchup.

40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
Breast.

41) What’s your favorite town/city?
Ankh-Morpork.

42) I can’t wait till:
I get my next check.

43) Who got you to join LJ?
jwz. He sent me a code on irc and said "the first hit is free".

44) What did you have for dinner last night?
Filet mignon.

45) How tall are you barefoot?
5'11" and a few millimeters.

47) Do you own a gun?
No, I hate America.

48) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Cherry Cocola.

49) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Chloroform.

56) Where do you think you’ll be in 10 yrs?
In a shallow, unmarked grave.

57) Last thing you ate?
Ham & cheese croissant thing.

58) What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing. Ever.

59) Last thing that made you laugh?
Laugh?

60) Worst injury you’ve ever had?
I cut the top of my arm down to the muscle once.

61) Does someone have a crush on you?
No.

62) What’s your favorite candy?
Mike & Ike's.

63) What song do you want played at your funeral?
Psalm 119. And Inna Gadda Da Vida.