Tales of Absuridty #77

yitty strikes again.

Duh #12

While the top scorers in this list might come as no surprise, I don't believe it's any stretch to say that Florida's seemingly not too bad spot is more due to a large percentage of its residents having already lost their teeth than to good dental hygeine/care.

Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo #14,892

Last time I was at the dentist, the theme song from Married with Children was playing. I don't know why, but it never occurred to me that was Frank S.

BTW, this song (that I'm listening to now) has the definition of "soaring melody line" in it.