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(00:46:54) Anonymous: I was driving down the road with a friend
(00:46:58) Anonymous: and I was looking at this guy
(00:47:04) Anonymous: and the conversation went like this:
(00:47:13) Anonymous: me: oh, a guy (on the sidewalk)
(00:47:17) Anonymous: her: oh
(00:47:25) Anonymous: me: he's cute
(00:47:33) Anonymous: [we drive past him]
(00:47:39) Anonymous: me: oh shit, I've slept with him
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Taiwan bowled over by toilet-theme restaurant
Food served in bowls shaped like Asian-style 'squat pots'

TAIPEI - It may take a strong stomach to eat curry or chocolate ice cream out of a toilet bowl, but a commode-themed restaurant in Taiwan does booming business serving up just that.

The Martun, or toilet in Chinese, restaurant in the southern port city of Kaohsiung boasts lengthy queues on weekends as diners wait for a toilet seat in its brightly colored tile interior.

Food arrives in bowls shaped like Western-style toilets or Asian-style "squat pots".
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(20:35:56) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: i'm suddenly in a really good mood
(20:35:58) [livejournal.com profile] ogw: dude
(20:35:58) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: for no reason
(20:36:06) [livejournal.com profile] ogw: HIGH ON LIFE! YAYY!!!
(20:36:07) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: it's not cuz i just took a bunch of codeine
(20:36:14) [livejournal.com profile] ogw: or did you accept Jesus into your heart
(20:36:14) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: it's for no reason, like i said before
(20:36:17) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: the codeine just helps
(20:36:23) [livejournal.com profile] ogw: hahahah
(20:36:28) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: omg i accepted jesus into my heart yesterday
(20:36:30) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: didn't you hear!
(20:36:51) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: we had like a 3 hour long chat on msn messenger
(20:37:00) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: haven't you ever talked to jesus on messenger?
(20:37:07) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: iamjesus@godshouse.com
(20:37:16) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: he like totally friended me
(20:37:18) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: and i'm all "who are you"
(20:37:21) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: and he's all "i'm jesus"
(20:37:27) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: and i'm all "omg jesus, i didn't know you had messenger"
(20:37:39) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: and he's like "duh, all the cool people in heaven have messenger"
(20:37:42) [livejournal.com profile] ogw: hahahahahaha
(20:37:42) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "no shit"
(20:38:11) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: so then like he said he would be my saviour and shit
(20:38:18) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "whoa whoa jesus, take it slow, we just met"
(20:38:24) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: and he's all "oh true"
(20:38:45) [livejournal.com profile] ogw: buaaaaaaahahaha
(20:38:54) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: for real man, that jesus is a smooth talker
(20:39:03) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: he wanted to cyber-save my soul
(20:39:07) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: but i was like "dude, i don't do that"
(20:39:26) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: at least not on the first conversation
(20:39:45) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: and then i'm like "dude, you should call me, want my number"
(20:39:56) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: and he's all "dude, i already know your number. i'm the son of god pshh"
(20:40:02) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: and i'm like "oh yeah, for serious dude, call me"
(20:40:08) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: but he still hasn't called
(20:40:18) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: probably cuz he knows my parents took my phone away so he can't call me
(20:40:19) [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotmylj: he's so smart

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